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  1. Its the hour change , the hourly change has changed the hourings!

    Nov 2, 2025 · I thought I was waking up at 5h30 but actually it was 4h30 from the hour change so now I'm stuck drinking coffee at 4h57 waiting for morning to arrive.

  2. dazzled stolen unsafe - Funnyjunk

    Nov 12, 2025 · dazzled stolen unsafe. .. Morning wood turns into morning sawdust

  3. thirsty hypnotic calm - Funnyjunk

    thirsty hypnotic calm. .. Hey, that was me this morning.

  4. Tasty - Funnyjunk

    Nov 15, 2025 · Tasty. .. The morning after must have been hell on the toilet.

  5. misshapen quixotic extraneous - Funnyjunk

    Nov 15, 2025 · "Ode to the pine, from Route 49: You make the term, "Morning wood" O so fine. From a thistle, to the bristle, Your firmness makes me whistle. O my morning wood, would you …

  6. I need cheering up - Funnyjunk

    Dec 9, 2025 · Watched my lil helper get carried off by a coyote this morning. He was dead in the jaws by the time I saw him. Nothing I could've done. I'm gonna brutally maim the next coyote I …

  7. shy icky tame - Funnyjunk

    Live east compared to work so in the morning you drive away from the sun and in the afternoon you drive away from the sun back home. North, South is also acceptable.