BBC publicists used more than 3,300 words to promote the Corporation’s wall-to-wall coverage of Glastonbury this year. iPlayer is, apparently, the “ultimate place to watch” the festival, with more than 90 hours of live performances,

Grizzly rocker Neil Young has blocked the BBC from livestreaming his Glastonbury headline set, meaning fans at home won’t see a note of his performance as it happens. And it's all blown up Like A Hurricane.